Rob's in Charge

OK, the big news lately is that Rob has been promoted to Sunday Editor, which means he's in charge of some people (poor things). Congratulations Rob!

Befitting his new professional status, we got him this nifty suit at the thrift store. I will dye my hair red if he agrees to wear this suit often. Isn't it sexy?

PETITION

We the undersigned insist that Michelle dye her hair red and then get her hair permed super big. It is acknowledged that Michelle is beautiful exactly as she is, but we believe permed red hair would make her the most beautiful woman alive. By posting our comments below, we demonstrate our support for this proposed perm and dye job.

Red Neck & Red Head

Red ruled at Halloween in Syracuse as Michelle transformed herself into a redheaded school girl and Rob plainly illustrated to one and all what a red neck he is.

Police stand-off resolved without violence

Rob shot this photo of a crazy guy being loaded into a police car on Thursday after Rob staked out a police stake-out for several hours. The guy had threatened his wife then refused to let the cops in his house to arrest him. Aren't the trees is the background pretty?