Book proposal from 'tiny butt'
At the office yesterday we received this faxed book proposal from a maniac who says he knows what strategy would win victory in Iraq , but he'll only write it for a $25,000 advance. He also wants a part time job in our mail room so he can afford to move to Shanksville, pop. 242 and the town nearest he Flight 93 crash site. Here's a copy of the letter:
Any of you rich folk want to help him out? Or maybe someone wants a date. He's got a tiny butt.
posted by Michelle & Rob @ 8:04 AM
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2 Comments:
He reminds me of a clock my grandfather used to have... "Koo-koo, koo-koo!"
Actually, I feel sorry for this guy. He's obviously crackers and needs professional help, but probably no one will help him get it.
I'll date him if you hook us up. Just make sure he shaves his legs, too.
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